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Rookie decided that he needed his own section of the blog to post his most personal thoughts for the world to see.
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Rookie decided that he needed his own section of the blog to post his most personal thoughts for the world to see.
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I have no idea why my foodhandler decided she needed a blog as she needs to spend more time cuddling me on her lap. And all this talk about poodles and indian tacos is quite disturbing.
Get over yourself, poodster. Nobody likes a whiner.
Beacon: You will miss chasing me around the trailer after I have moved. I know that you have a crush on me. It’s OK. I’m used to being idolized. I will keep a picture of you beside my crate.
hey rookie!i miss you n i miss playing fetch n cudling with you n seeing you but i hope your safe back home n Texas :)write back-
love,cousin roseanna
Hey R2, yes I miss you lots. You always took me for a walk so I could do my thing. I hear you have 2 new babies in the house. Make sure you take them out every hour and after they eat or drink. Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you might find a surprise on the carpet. heh heh heh Can’t wait to have a playdate. Rookie
R2: Email me a pic of you & Brandon with your new babies. Your Mom has my email address. Rookie
Rookie, our new “trainers” have been very good at taking us outside, however, just to keep them on their toes we left a little “present” for them at lunch today. Can’t wait to meet you cousin! Hey do you have that “southern bark?” Can’t wait to talk to you.
Luv,
Chance and Bear
P.S.
I’ll bet you can’t figure out which one is “Bear”! 🙂
Dear Chance & Bear: Good , sounds like you are keeping your family on their toes. Remember to tell them to give you lots of holding, petting & hugging. It works every time. Bear, I think you are the little dark one.
Don’t get all excited Poodster. It’s not like you have a fan club or anything. I was smelling the fence for you earlier. Where are you? Wanna meet me after dark?
Rookie, I was there with bells on last night. Where were you? I wanna touch noses under the fence.
Beacon: Can you believe my foodhandler brought home a new kid? I know you touched noses & butts with Lieu. So what did you think? And worst of all, I’m back on puppy chow since the new chick has to eat it. There she was. In MY chair with my food handler playing with my toys. What do you think I ought to do? Rookie
Oh Get Over It. Word on the street is your handler is replacing you for a newer model, one that matches the snow in SoDak. Lieu confided in me the the whole thing yesterday over a doggy treat. Think about it – – 3 years and you are still a Rookie, and now they bring in a frmale and triple promote her. It alwats happens this way. Pack your bags, Poodster. You’re history.
Yeah, well I got even this morning. That little Lieu got tossed outside for pooping in the house. My plan worked perfectly until my foodhandler realized that my droppings were BIGGER than Lieu’s. I of course was hiding on top of the foodhandler’s bed when the comparison was made. Ever since we played together last night, that little white snowball from he** has been pestering me. Anybody got any ideas?
Rookie:I hope when you move down here you can handle us we are very play espacilly my brother chance this is bear right now today i got sick it was not a pretty site but when you come down you n chance should have a showdown we can play TUG-O-WAR!
in we can see who wins then whoever wins can go on a face of against me! iam very playfull to
happy trails!!!cant wait to see u for once
love,
your cousin Bear
rookie, how are you making out with that yappy little whte dog nipping at your paws all of the time?
Beacon: Just wanted to say how sorry I am you got locked up when me and the little polar bear came for a visit while our AC was out. Thank goodness it got fixed as Lieu & I were tired of seeing Mom run around naked in 95 degree heat. whew. Yeah, Lieu is a pain in the butt & I really do enjoy seeing her get in trouble for piddling on the carpet. I mean really, I took to potty training a lot quicker than that short legged polar bear.
I got locked up because grandmommy is a nervous type, ya know. I was mad about it too.
Well I really appreciate you letting us all come over. Lieu & I did chew on some of your toys but that was only after you said it was OK. Feel free to come chew on my toys anytime. It was nice that your grandmommy brought you over during the bug spray thingy.
Rookie don’t you feel bad about the new kid in towncause Moms always spoil the oldest & the youngest so your covered & Grammas tend to do the same thing .Hey your a lucky guy so hurry back to SO DAK .Love Gramma
Dear Gramma: I know it is wrong but I really enjoy it when the new kid gets in trouble for piddling. She was doing pretty good until today. Imagine a long trip to South Dakota in a doggie crate with that little shortlegged polar bear. Can’t wait to see you. Love, Rookie
Rookster, Happy Trails my Friend. Don’t be a stranger. It will be lonely at the lake without you. Write often.
Rookie, Ha Ha, I’m at Arrowhead and you are not! Hey, I am saving your orange bone for you and I will drop it in the mail as a momento of our times together, cutie. Beacon
Beacon, hey I knew I forgot something. Listen Beacon, I take back everything I ever said about you as there are 2 little Laso Apso’s here (Bear & Chance) and they are driving me stark raving mad. Add that midget snowball head Lieu to the mix and I am besieged by yappy hairy little beasts. They keep taking my toys & chew sticks.
See, I wasn’t so bad, was I? I had to deal with that CoCo dog next door all weekend. I know what you mean. Everything will be okay, and if its not, just hop a Greyhound and i will have my good handler pick you up at the bus station.
Oh, I get it. Greyhound. heh heh heh. Hey Beacon, my foodhandler is having the backyard tilled after getting rid of a bunch of wood mulch and weedblocker and is putting in more grass. I guess she thinks we need more space for poo. Well I know that little snowball Lieu needs it badddddddddddddddd.
Yoooo Rookie, wasssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp, Poodster? You been makin your list for Santa? Love ya, cutie.
Dear Rookie, Guess what??? I have a new neighbor where you used to live. I can’t tell if its a boy doggy or a girl doggy net. So far we have only touched noses under the fence. Whatever the case, the mutt is kinda loud. And, if he tried to dif under the fence, I will be on the other side to deal with the situtation. Happy Happy New Year, Poodster. I miss you. Beacon
Beaux- Jan 25, 2008
Dear Rookie, My Mom stayed home from work, but still managed to forget my birthday…. BAD MOMMY! Thats ok though cause I love her. I wish I could have had a birthday party , I would have invited you , your little sister, and Beacon. Love Ya, Beaux
Beaux: Happy Birthday dude! Hey just count your lucky stars that you don’t have a little white hairy female puppy around to steal your toys. Did your Mom get you something for your birthday. My personal favorite, chew stix. Rookie
Whats shakin’ Rookster? I don’t know about this New Jersey stuff. Can you give me an advice. You know, I prefer not to get my tail feathers wet much less have to go out in the snow to take care of business. A lady like me should be more discrete, don’t you think? So any advice you can offer would be appreciated. Much love, Beacon
Dear Beacon: Girl, you have just got to suck it up, squat & run back inside. If your food handler is the guy I think he is, he will be shoveling a pathway and spot where you can ponder. I don’t really care for the snow but LuLu adores it. Geez. Rookie